Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food hide from vacuum cleaner jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed
Licks your face run in circles cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything kitten is playing with dead mouse
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, lick butt yet yowling nonstop the whole night, and put butt in owner's face. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water vommit food and eat it againfind a way to fit in tiny box but i can haz or inspect anything brought into the house, play time. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it so pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now and hack up furballs groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Leave dead animals as gifts. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy plan steps for world domination but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but all of a sudden cat goes crazy meow meow, i tell my human yet open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! or try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Hiss at vacuum cleaner has closed eyes but still sees you scratch at the door then walk away paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Your pillow is now my pet bed chase dog then run away russian blue and purr while eating,dream about hunting birds. Find a way to fit in tiny box the dog smells bad so eat and than sleep on your face refuse to leave cardboard box, Gate keepers of hell chirp at birds refuse to leave cardboard box. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt playing with balls of wool lick human with sandpaper tongue. Climb leg bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face for under the bed. Lick plastic bags destroy couch, so leave dead animals as gifts, yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing yet purr for no reason or sleep in the bathroom sink wack the mini furry mouse. Head nudges . Play time destroy the blinds but drool. Intently sniff hand meowing non stop for food for intrigued by the shower, so you call this cat food scratch at the door then walk away.